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Fishing Lulz

Beware Of Crack Heads | No Not This Guy

Now I thought this guy was hilarious. First of all, who in their right mind would carry around a hand gun like that. I think if you were jumped by a crack head the best you could do with that sucker is use it as a club, lol.

For the love of Gas!

Its always tragic when gas is senselessly taken away from us. Especially when the looming danger of global warming is positioning itself to destroy the planet. All that gas could have been used to burn in cars with catalytic converters, shielding mother earth from harmful contaminants. Instead its tragically consumed without government regulations. Even worse, the water used to put out such intense flames could have been used to water crops to create corn ethanol thus providing more clean burning fuels. RIP our unleaded savior, you will be missed.

WTF Japan?!?

I'm not sure what the hell this video is all about but I think it has something to do with an actual Japanese anime titled My Girlfriend Is The President which someone decided to spoof. All I have to say is.. KILL WITH FIRE!

Blondestar | Still Funny

Yes, nearly 4 years later and this video still cracks me up. Lets not pretend this is a far fetched scenario.

"That's a socialist mop" Leno struck this joke out of the park.

I'm not sure if this is Jay Leno's strategy or not. But he is starting to "turn up" the Obama jokes quite a bit lately and this could amount to increased viewership as the Obamanots increase in numbers. Jay Leno has always been one of the least Liberal comedians on prime time television, so this could simply be his attempt to capitalize on his own right leaning views. I know, its a bold statement to say that anyone in the entertainment industry could be right leaning. Even a centrist is a long stretch.

Now that's what I call a drinking problem!

Is this guy for real? At first I thought "yeah, it looks legit" but near the end, I just couldn't believe it. Granted, truth is often stranger and more pathetic than fiction. Notice how he can't get up when he falls, well duh, you need a case of beer in each hand to counter the effects of alcohol. Lets hope he didn't drive to the convenience store to pick up his favorite brew at 10 in the morning!

Tim Hawkin - "The Government Can"

I love the government, they will one day cure aging, stupidity, individuality, bad thoughts and spur the evolution of humankind into a Utopian society where nobody loses and everyone wins on equal terms!

News Busted | There is a god!

Iran inspecting its own nuclear facilities and Micheal Moore failing at Jenny Craig, very nice!

Live From New York! Its Obama Fail!

They seem to have ommited the stimulus package, oh well, for being on SNL it was based far too much in reality, lol. I guess that's what makes it so special.